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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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gayarsonist

i guess they seem cool in spy films and all but honestly wouldn't having a cyanide pill in your tooth be really impractical? like what if you accidentally bite it while you're eating or something

gayarsonist

me, a soviet secret agent during the cold war, tucking into a hamburger and fries at my local american diner when i hear a crunching noise:

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